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Weirdsville Darius Films
2 Stars
Dexter (Scott Speedman) and Royce (Wes Bentley) are stoners living in the Canadian north. The film starts with them being threatened, but we immediately flash back to three days before, where they and Royce's girlfriend Matilda (Taryn Manning) are about to rob the mansion of comatose millionaire Jason Taylor(Matt Frewer), but can't get themselves to do it. The reason they are considering such action is that Dexter owes local bad guy Omar (Raoul Bhaneja) over a grand, but Omar has an idea. Our heroes can take sell some of Omar's stash and make back the debt that way. But since they're stoners, Royce and Matilda snort it all, and the latter appears to be dead. This kind of sounds like a Cheech and Chong movie doesn't it?
So obviously, they can't call the cops, and are going to bury her in
the basement of the local bijou, but at that exact time, a bunch of
local Satanists (Greg Bryk, Maggie Castle and Dax Ravina) holding a
human sacrifice, and since this goes awry and Matilda revives, and
some mystical energy has been misplaced, the usual silly chase
around town takes place, including trips back to the mansion and the
mall, where there's a altercation with a diminutive security
guard (Jordan Prentice). Everything's so obvious that we think we've
seen this before dozens of times. Go to Index Archives of past reviews
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