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"Life as I see It"

By Randy Burns

 Street Swallows


The Scream by Edvard Munch

Every street in this city has a screamer. They scream for themselves and for anyone who listens. I don't listen, not anymore, but I used to -- back when everything was a little bit nicer. New York's civility hasn't fallen off a cliff yet, but who knows, if we double our screamers maybe hell will come quickly to us all. It still amazes me the way they keep moving. With flailing arms, they shout and walk defiantly, trying to coat the streets with a swirling presence. Do they tip their hat to the corner saxophone players? Hell no. Sax players can kiss their ass.

Why should a screamer acknowledge another's sound contribution? They don't. The next time you see a screamer walking toward a corner where a sax player is busking, watch what he does when he gets there. He gets pissed, that's what he does -- and of course, he keeps walking. Two or three corners with saxophone players, and screamers will abandon the neighborhood.

 

Just before the construction workers start thinking about moving into the neighborhoods they're working in, hopefully, the job they've been doing gets done. And hell, maybe spring comes at the same time. Ahhh spring, and the weather is wonderful again. Construction is finished and the screamers and saxophones return.

I know, having the construction end and the screamers and saxophones return...just as spring arrives, is a little far fetched...but work with me here. I'll make my point soon, or not at all. So, the Charlie Parkers and Wild Man Fishers have come back to us, but we're happy again. Slowly though, they chip away at our brand new spring. Their rants and notes haven't changed. We haven't changed, but we thought we had.

And so it is with all years...when the warm weather comes. Each day these 'street swallows' multiply. Days into weeks -- the number's grow. By the time they've reached their mid-summer plethora, as they do each year, we've forgotten how charming they were in the spring.

Really. Now, my question is this: what do we do about the saxophones? Screamers don't bother them. If they could, they would, but they don't. If we bring in other musicians, they'll jam with them. Construction is the only answer. Construction erases music, strangles screamers and oils screeching brakes. Construction is New York's white noise. Yes, construction noise is louder, but less personal. City folk don't like personal noise. They'll wear anything in their ears to avoid it.

Randy Burns

Randy Burns
RBwrites@aol.com

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